Me: there is a purple rhino in the basement
Him: i dont have a basement
Me: i didn't say it was your basement
Him: who's then
Me: oh, i can't tell you that. Its top secret
Him: oh i see
Me: yesssss........ Top TOP secret
Him: how do i get security clearance to know this Top TOP secret information?
Me :...
you have to sing A Disney Song.
Him: oh i see..
Ah, we are the daughters of Triton Great father who loves us and named us well Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Atina, Adella, Allana And then there is the youngest in her musical debut Our seventh little sister, we're presenting her to you To sing a song Sebastian wrote, her voice is like a bell She's our sister, Ariel
done
now what is this top top secret location
Me: Denver...
as in The Last Dinosaur
Him: i see.. Denver...
and how did you come to know this top top secret information and why is it important?
Me: I have contacts
Him: i see.. contacts
Me: yes
Him: and what exactly does this rhino do
Me: He actually controls the whole universe. He is the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present AND Future.
Him: i see.. he must be killed
Me: Why?
don't u see? if you kill him, EVERYTHING will be destroyed!!
Him: oh no.. i will replace him
Me: You? As in, YOU you?
Him: yes
Me: you understand that it is a big responsibility? I mean, only the purple rhino has been able to survive such a task...
Him: oh you are forgetting my ability to clone myself.. so i could have 100 of me under my control.. while being able to do whatever i want lol
Me:...
you realize that you could turn on yourself?
Him: yes.. but why would i?
Me: haven't you ever seen "The One"?
Him: no.. i havent
Me: well, this guy goes around to all the different verses (cuz its not a universe, its a multiverse) and kills his other self so he can have all the power, cuz once he kills his other self, that one's power and such goes to all the others...
Him: oh yeah i have seen that
Me: so maybe you would turn on yourself to be "the one"
see?
Him: but that will not happen.. because i have control over them.. i have taken away their sentience. they will obey all orders
Me: but this is the Purple Rhino's purpose. Even 1million of you couldn't do the job he's doing.
Him: then i will make one billion clones
Me: you still wouldn't be able to do it
Him: oh i will
Me: no.
Him: yes
Me: no.
even if you could, you don't know WHERE in Denver
Him: oh colorado
wait
dever is in colorado
so i will search every house with my billions of replacement clones
Me: its top secret.
Top TOP secret
Him: i know..
but still a billion clones will be able to find it
wow.. madonna kissed britney spears..
Me: no, sorry, I meant top Top TOP secret
even with yor billions of clones, you still wouldn't find him.
and that's just gross.
Thursday, August 28, 2003
This is my horoscope for today:
Thursday, August 28, 2003
The action that you took yesterday is apt to be fraught with opposition today, dear Aries. Unclear facts and romantic fantasies may be getting in the way of your taking decisive action. You may feel the need to simply act out anyway. Keep in mind that communication with others may be tainted by pockets of uncertainty. Try not to rock the boat. Today's energy is a delicate balance between war and peace.
Which is a load of Bull shit. I have no thoughts of romantic fantasies whatsoever. And the communication bit? I'm not really in a talky mood at the moment. The only way it would be true would be at dinner tonite with the family (cousin Cammy's gonna be there.
Its not that I don't wanna see him, its just that its Cam. He's not that exciting anyway.
What else???
Derr....
Last night was fun. I like guy/girl talk.
Got soooooo lost. THAT was fun. but that was after the fact. oh well.
Sunday, August 24, 2003
I've been thinking...
And you know what? I'm tired.
I'm tired of you.
All those thoughts before... they were stupid.
I don't even know what I was thinking.
Sometimes, you annoy me.
I'm glad I came to this conclusion before I did something stupid.
Ok, maybe i was a little harsh.
I don't think i'm tired of you, but...
And you don't really annoy me.
All I know, is that I no longer think that I have to AaA anymore, because there is nothing to AaA.
AND, if there was, it wouldn't deal with you.
I feel better.
And it doesn't relate to you at all.
I'm... (I'm hesitant to use the word 'Happy'...) Fine.
Fine.
That's the word.
I'm Fine.
^.^
Uh-oh - you are "Stop blowing holes in my
ship!" You're a little bit edgy,
honestly, and it's getting in the way of your
natural charm. We understand that life can be
hard, but take a deep breath and have a drink.
Relax.
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Good stuff, you are "Wedding? I love
weddings! Drinks all around." You're the
life of the party and nothing gets you down,
not even certain death at the hands of your
zombie nemesis or the Navy. Come to think of
it, realism isn't your strong suit...
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Aye, you are "Human hair. From my back."
Sometimes you don't make any sense at all, but
largely others find that charming. You are not
very sure of yourself, so it's tough for people
to take you seriously.
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Hee! You are Jack's "You have to find
yourself a girl, mate ... you're not a eunuch,
are you?" speech. You're quite a bit sex-
crazed, and you assume that everyone else is as
horny as you are. Get it on as soon as
possible so that you can join the rest of us on
Planet Earth ... I'm sure you'll have a good
time doing so.
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Saturday, August 23, 2003
Finally!! Somewhere where I can read RAGE, Gay Superhero
Its at http://www.angelfire.com/home/qaf/rage/rage.html
The art is sooooo good!! I love it!!! EEEEEE!!!!!
find your queer
as folk personality!
Ok, so i know i've done this before, but I can't help it. He's just sooooooo yummy!!
Ok, so... i think it was Aug/ 7, 2003 when I got Ben. It was the 5th that I met him.
I think it was love at first sight...
But anyway, on Thursday, August 7, 2003, I got my new 2004 Echo Hacthback.
After only driving him for about 15, 20 minutes, his name came to me.
Benjamin
Ben for short.
I can't tell you how much i love him. It was probably one of the happiest days of my life when I got him.
~*~*~*~*~*
On Wednesday, Me and Kar and Ju and Vix had a sleepover at Kar's house. We watched Lizzie McGuire.
Its such a chick movie.
I liked it a lot. It was fun.
Lizzie McGuire Movie, the Soundtrack Lyrics
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Atomic Kitten Lyrics~ The Tide Is High (Get The Feeling)
The tide is high
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kinda girl
Who gives up just like that Oh no
It's not the things you do
That try and hurt me so
But it's the way you do the things
You do for me
I'm not the kinda girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh no
The tide is high
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
number one
number one
Every girl wants
You to be her boy
But I'll wait right here
'Til it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh no
The tide is high
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
number one
number one
Everytime that I get the feeling
You give me something to believe in
Everytime that I got you near me
I don't believe that I want it to be
But you know that I'm gonna take my chance now
I'm gonna make it happen somehow
And you know I can take the pressure
A moment's pain for a lifetime pleasure
Every girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait right here
'Til it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh no
The tide is high
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high
But I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Everytime that I get the feeling
You give me something to believe in
Everytime that I got you near me
I don't believe that I want it to be
But you know that I'm gonna take my chance now
I'm gonna make it happen somehow
And you know I can take the pressure
A moment's pain for a lifetime pleasure
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Hilary Duff ~What Dreams Are Made Of Lyrics
Hey now, hey now
Hey now, hey now
Have you ever seen such a beautiful night
I could almost kiss the stars for shining so bright
Then I see the smile as I go oh, oh, oh
I would never want to miss this
Cause in my heart I know I’ll miss it
Chorus:
Hey now, hey now,
This is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now,
This is what dreams are made of
I’ve got somewhere I belong
I’ve got somebody to love
This is what dreams are made of
(Hey now, hey now, hey now this is what dreams are made of)
Have you ever wondered what life is about
You could search the world and never figure it out (figure it out)
You don’t have to sail all of the oceans no, no, no
Having this is no mystery it’s here and now
It’s you and me, yea
Chorus: x1
(Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now)
Open your eyes (this is what dreams are made of)
Shout to the sky (this is what dreams are made of)
Then I see the smile as I go oh oh oh
Yesterday my life was duller
Now everything is technical color
Hey now, hey now,
This is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now,
This is what dreams are made of
I’ve got somewhere I belong
I’ve got somebody to love
This is what dreams, dreams
This is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now (hey, hey, hey)
Hey now (hey, hey, hey)
This is what dreams hey now hey now (hey, hey, hey)
This is what dreams are
Dreams are made of
Heh. i like these songs.
